Paul after his tennis match in the changing rooms:

Paul : Oh, excuse me… you left your wallet.

At the reception:
Receptionist : Can I help you ?
Paul : Yes. Someone left their wallet behind !
Receptionist : Where was it ?
Paul : It was in the locker nearest the door.
Receptionist : And did you see them ?
Paul : Yes, they were not short but not tall, about this height, with short brown hair.
Receptionist : And what were they wearing ?
Paul : I didn’t see they left too quickly.
Receptionist : Did you check inside the wallet ?
Paul : No, of course not.
Receptionist : Maybe there’s a business card or a credit card ?
Paul : I’ll have a look. Yes, there’s a credit card in the name of Michael Long. Do you know them ?
Receptionist : I don’t know that name but I can check on our client database…. How do you spell the surname ?
Paul : L O N G
Receptionist : Great, I have his phone number. I’ll ring him straight away. Thanks so much for your help !
Paul : No problem.